5 reasons you should date a LUSU Events Crew member

1. All that heavy lifting has given them great arms

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Setting up stages, putting up lights and carrying things to and from the Great Hall all add up to seriously strong arm game.

2. They know all the good events going on

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They know all the best stuff that’s going down in Lancaster, so they're basically filled to the brim with good date ideas.

3. Free tech support followed by cuddles

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Laptop crashes right before a deadline? Not only will they fix it, but they’ll kiss you and tell you that everything’s gonna be all right.

4. Need someone sober to help you home from the club?

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They've been behind the club’s lighting desk since 10pm and are still in work mode at 3am, so they can efficiently transport you from Sugarhouse to Mognies to home in 20 minutes flat.

5. They be getting paaaaaiiiiid

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Now I ain’t sayin’ you a gold digga…

This article was written by Anna Wang.

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