Dim witted students: A final stand

Following the recent scathing attack upon myself in the letters page of SCAN, the probability of further attacks in the next issue along with general bitchiness around campus I wish to apologise for criticising anything to do with Lancaster University.

If anyone is interested I think a group of people are planning to burn me up on Pendle hill next week for heresay against the scared LU. I think myself, along with anyone who holds an opinion not thought of as “right on” or fitting with the majority of student clones will be joining me in the flames.

Yours evilly,

Rory O’Brien
Pendle College

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