President: Ben Goldsworthy
Ben Goldsworthy was unable to attend any of the interview times offered by SCAN.
In lieu of an interview, Goldsworthy was invited to provide a short statement, which is printed below:
“It was either this or get my eyebrow shaved.Simple and down-to-Earth policies:– support Durham NUS delegate Tom Harwood's campaign to "destroy ISIS using NUS boycotts"– open another, bigger Sugarhouse somewhere for all the third years who are bored of the first one– make Pendle great again– I reckon me and Malia would really get on– I will personally buy a Freddo for the first person to ask me for one if I win– Trigger the Golden Age of LUSUShoutout to my campaign team: Jamie Yates, George Walmsley, Liam Marshall and Mish.Please don't vote for me, thankyou and goodnight.”
This article was written by Michael Mander.
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