SCANdal of the week

A Pendle student has been severely reprimanded by the college dean following an indiscretion in Week 4 which involved the student baring his behind to a group of primary school children.

Reportedly the culprit saw his friend out of the window of Pendle bar and decided to bare his bottom through the window just as a group of primary school children happened to be in the vicinity.

This unfortunate timing did not please the supervisor of the University and a complaint was made.

Unfortunately, we have lost track of who originally wrote this article, as it did not have any author information..

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