Seven Lancaster chat-up lines that will never fail

"Did you sit down in Sugar? 'Cause your ass is sweet."

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"Have you been drinking in Lonsdale? 'Cause you've got 'fine' written all over you."

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"I'm from County. Do you want to see my mighty oak?"

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"Are you a Pendle witch? 'Cause you've got me under your spell."

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"Bowland is red, Lonsdale is blue,
Whichever you're from,
I'd go home with you."

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"I last longer than the 2A route."

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"I'm just like Hustle: I can make you hot and sticky."

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Oh wait, did I say flawless? I meant awful. Like, really awful. If you've already used any of these, now is probably a good time to backtrack.

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This article was written by Ellie Vowles.

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