The last laugh

On page three of this issue we make several references to the possibility of the University squandering over £10m on a fake beach. This story is, of course, completely fictitious. This is an end-of-year tradition in SCAN. Last year it was about the University striking gold, which presumably could pay for the beach.

Unfortunately, we have lost track of who originally wrote this article, as it did not have any author information..

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